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Dec 22, 2019

Gift dispatchers

General operatives are wanted for a short-term parcel-handling job.

Excellent manual dexterity is required, along with the ability to fit an impossible number of items into a standard 8-reindeer-power delivery vehicle.   Experience with route-planning and interpreting constantly updated naughty-and-nice lists an advantage, but not essential.

Cheerful nature and and elf-ish grin are essential for this job.

You must be available immediately, and able to work 24x7 until approx 5am on 25 December. local time.   Excellent pay rate (tax-exempt).   Meals (milk and cookies, with possible excess carrots) provided from midnight on the 25th.

Location is confidential : successful candidates will be collected from the Christmas Park and Ride depot.  Free bus transport to your home will be provided once the job is over.

Apply with your CV by email ONLY to - no text-messages or unexpected visitors, please.